If Fish Had Tits - One hour of standup comedy by Maxim Kremer (@null_ohm) and friends.

Maxim Kremer is a comedian from Berlin who started doing stand-up to offer people an affordable alternative to a lobotomy. He speaks slowly, and sometimes people laugh after a delay—anywhere from a few seconds to several weeks. He recently won a comedy award. Everyone on the internet likes him except for one guy.

In this show, he will say all of his good jokes in an order that he thinks makes sense. There will also be games, prizes, and nobody will be asked if they are on a date.

Filled with absurd and occasionally dark humour, the show will explore a variety of interesting and relevant subjects, such as hands, Friedrich Nietzsche and squirrels, to name a few.

There will be one or two opening acts. Also very funny.

You will not regret coming to this event. In fact, the opposite will happen.